Category Archives: X-Mass Poems

We Wish You A Scary HEX-mas

We wish you a Scary HEX-mas; We wish you a Scary HEX-mas; We wish you a Scary HEX-mas and a Crappy New Year. Dread tidings we bring to you and your kin; Dread tidings for HEX-mas and a Crappy New … Continue reading

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Did You Hear What I Heard

Said The Night Wind To The Lying Wolf Did You See What I Saw Way Up In The Heavens, Lying Wolf Did You See What I Saw A Star, A Star, Falling From The Skies With A Host Of His … Continue reading

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Twas The Night Before Sex Mass

Twas the night before Sex Mass, and all through the nation; Not many were questioning, “What is this abomination?” The verdant tree erected and decorated with delicate care; Hours spent whore-shipping the dark prince of the air. Have you not … Continue reading

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Trek The Malls

Trek The Malls With A Shouting Volley Fa La La La La La, La La La La Tis The Season To Be Folly Fa La La La La La, La La La La Dress We Now In Dark Apparel Fa … Continue reading

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Nuclear Winterland

Horns Blaring Are You Declaring At Ground Zero Fallout Radiating A Terrible Sight We’re Horrified Tonight Walking In A Nuclear Winterland Blown Away Is The True Bird Here To Prey Is A Renewed Bird From Ashes It Rises With No … Continue reading

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Violent Night

Violent night, Gory night All not calm, all afright Round up children, tender and mild Stoke the furnace, raging and wild Sacrifice at Molech’s feet Sacrifice at Molech’s feet Violent night, Gory night Sheeple shriek at the sight Lightning strikes … Continue reading

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Here Comes Satan Claws

Here Comes Satan Claws, Here Comes Satan Claws Right Down Satan Claws Lane Vixen And Vlad, And All His Vampyre Suckin’ On All The Veins Bells Are Ringin’, Children Are Screamin’ All Are Scared With Fright Hang Your Garlic And … Continue reading

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